Lesson 1: Adjective Clauses. They're all co-dependent and shit. Can't do anything alone. Always trying to modify you. Never satisfied with nice simple sentences, they have to go and make everything complex. Adjective clauses are exhausting.
ex. The girl
who got laid off met with headhunters today.
ex. The woman
whose book signing I went to bored the bejesus out of me. ✌ bejesus.
ex. I missed
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