Day 5

I sent resumes to 8 establishments between last night and this AM. Based soley on their cuteness. And fun-ness. I suppose my next batch will go to places that are actually hiring.

I'm also on my 4th glass of water. Only 4 more to go. Now that I don't have to write sales aids for knee cartilage implantation or novel cardiac biomarkers, I can focus on more important things. Like hydration.

And take one of those middle-of-the-day pilates classes like those fancy soccer moms.

Unemployment is healthy. It's like detox.

Even this guy says so.