Day 1

Nope. It wasn't all a dream. I'm officially untrapped, unfrustrated, unbooked, unbored and unemployed. I'm a stay-at-home mother of none. And I have a lot to do: Open a bottle of wine. List my apartment for an international house swap. Do some research about teaching English in another country. Fill up my glass. Make a list of jobs I've always wanted to try. Rethink my Netflix queue. E-mail some people, tell them I'm back on the market. Organize my bookshelf, start reading the books I've been meaning to read. Make some more lists. Drink some more wine. Try beets.